The record, 13 mai 1983, Supplément 1

Townships week #l_____frgl UBcora Friday, May 13 -¦'Vi I'JfyJ ilL i> ' Ms K VS ifcisK; ¦ wmmm imVi WM 1Ü ' m ¦ : .IMfsil.ftssaSim 4v ;^:r> #S: i -.JAf'-v' | ¦ '' '¦ V Sî'i wtlE ¦ mm HW- s::i Mÿ& ; - , i ¦rtlr, Pi*«f ÜK I «Ü ;v ;.#.¦' siw f WtKm Wmmmm i'SS’S, ’ ¦ •¦ ' .êï^k i ^ v % ; é; ;:-v'¦.'¦¦ 11 ; ’«rip % ¦4, * mm * ‘m ^ 1 ¦¦*£«111*1^ s Mi 'S3—3 Start the season with baseball from different perspective Kaleidoscope By RICHARD LONEY Catcher in the Wry by Bob Uecker and Mickey Herskowitz (GENERAL): $18.50.222 pp.The Umpire Strikes Back by Ron Luciano & David Fisher (BANTAM): $3.50.258 pp.A couple of baseball books which gained some notoriety in the off-season seem like a good way to get into the spirit of the 1983 hardball season — as Nos Amours try to put the white powders of this belated spring and those of the nose-tickling variety in the past.What better way to get psyched for the Boys of Summer and their great (North) American pastime than reading about the lives of two of the old game of rounders' most high profile.show-bizzy spokesmen.Bob Uecker is the utility catcher (lifetime .200 average) whose deadpan, self-effacing delivery brings the Tonight Show’ to waves of laughter with his clever aphorisms about his amazing feats of baseball prowess — “What did it mean for Aaron and Mathews to hit .350 or their forty homers?Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues.To last as long as I did with the skills I had, with the numbers I produced, was a triumph of the human spirit”.Ron Luciano, after a brief stint in pro football, became an American League umpire from 1968 to 1979, then upon retirement he joined NBC as a commentator on the Saturday Game of the Week.Expos’ fans no doubt take special delight in the revelations of Uecker, who is proud of the fact that he is a genuine “snowflake” — a few years of the oft-quoted Bill Lee’s baseball witticisms and theories endeared “the Spaceman” to Montreal fans, and assured that the delightfully nutty, verbally inane, yet shrew’dly astute tradition of Ole Casey Stengel lives on.Luciano, if he isn’t known by name or talk-show’ gigs, is easily remembered as the overweight, gangly umpire who adapted an arsenal of eccentric mannerisms to take his role as arbiter into a new dimension.He would exaggerate his safe/out calls to the point of wild gesticula tions.point his finger in kiddies’ gun fashion and “shoot out" a runner at first, second or third who was deemed to be beaten by a throw, and even attempted a career-long running debate/feud with the nemesis of all umpires, Baltimore Orioles’ former manager Earl Weaver.Catcher in the Wry traces Bob Uecker’s baseball career through his break in with the Milwaukee Braves in 1962, as back-up to Del Crandall, through several trades to St.Louis, Philadelphia, and a final appearance with the Atlanta Braves in 1967.With Uecker the numbers mean very little; the appeal of his book is the manner in which he is able to get such hilarious mileage out of his off beat one-liners — “As a father of a former little-leaguer, 1 think there are a number of things you can do to help your youngster if he is not in the starting lineup.You can invite the kid who is playing in front of him over to your house the night before a game, and serve him a rotten meal.Or you can volunteer to drive the car pool that day, and just not bother to pick that boy up".The Umpire Strikes Back is quite a contrast to Uecker’s style of self-effacement.Luciano comes across as an attention craving fringe athlete who finds himself in a role that in sports should be as unobtrusive as pos sible The fact that Luciano made himself into a minor baseball spectacle should really only have detracted from the action between the baselines; instead, his book reveals that he is clever enough to parlay his umpiring into a continuing lucrative venture.Bob Uecker’s book, on the other hand, is a truly’ welcome expansion of his zany world of nonhighlights in a career that he is quick to note made him “Mr.Baseball".Disappearances — of vanishing Canadians BELVEDERE 7 [ TORONTO (CP) The trouble with stories about people who disappear is that the endings often are unsatisfactory.But, in compensation, truth is stranger — and sometimes more gripping — than fiction.All these strengths and weaknesses are nicely balanced in Disappearances, a collection of true accounts of Canadians w’ho have simply vanished, by Derrick Murdoch, a reviewer of crime literature for The Globe and Mail since 1964.Murdoch calculates than on average about 240 persons go missing in Canada every day, but the vast majority will be “located ” — a term that includes those who will be corpses by the time they are found.Some of the missing, however, are never seen again.In his book Murdoch has strung together an odd but representative selection of cases — sad, puzzling, bizarre or incredibly frustrating — to illustrate the scope of the problem and the staggering number of police man-hours spent on some searches.Some of the cases attracted national even international -attention, others were barely noticed.There’s the woman whose own freezer became her coffin in which she lay preserved along with the peas and the ice cream.Or the Grand Galop Western for cowboys By Michael McDevitt Beginning on Wednesday, May 18, Lake Megantic will become the scene of an event straight out of the history books as the fifth annual Semaine du Grand Galop W’estern gets going once again.This event serves a number of purposes, the main one being the encouragement of the equestrian sports by The Club Equestrienne Megaquestre.But it also accomplishes the noble act of getting a w’hole bunch of people out for a grand good time.Designed as a simple promotional event, the Semaine has become a major celebration, and includes the crowning of a Miss Equestrian, the construction of Village Donald Morrison, as well as music, dancing and races.Right in downtown Lake Megantic the organizers of the week have constructed a western town commemorating famed local outlaw Donald Morrison, whose exploits were immortalised in the book The Megantic Outlaw.Morrison died in prison in 1894, after having been convicted of killing an American lawman hired to arrest him.His efforts, and success at evading capture stirred the imaginations of the country, and made him one of Canada’s first anti-heroes.The Village Donald Morrison represents the wide open spirit of this celebration, where all are invited to come out and share a good time while welcoming in the spring.There will be many VNNI lit H \\ t N UlAVNK AHAUI 'M N\M H IINAI).Iimu mun ANUttfM Personne nest perdant! ni» uitimatt PORTRAIT (>! no“suVTi SEDUCTION & 7:30 8 to 4: Week 30: Sun 2 30 & 8:30 Eor those who hbc to in early Porttail ol Se Suction Week 9:35; Sun 3 35 1 8 9:35 Cinéma CAPRI B3 King ooe*t 566-0330 kiosks operating in the village, as well as lots of good music in the Saloon featuring the sounds of Delta, The T-Birds, and Marie-Lise et les Country Boys."On Thursday, May 19, a rodeo will be staged, and throughout the week anyone brave enough will be able to test their spunk on a mechanized bucking bronco’.So if life is beginning to get just a little too predictable, get out your cowboy boots and head on down to help the people of Megantic celebrate the 5th annual Semaine du Grand Galop Western.TOM SELLECK BESS ARMSTRONG in High Road 1b China Fun and adventure at every turn.W/0: 7h15-9h15; W E: 1 hi5-3h15-5h15-7h15-9h15.Cinémas CARREFOUR Sherbrooke 565-0366 case of the three legs identified as belonging to the same man Stories that build to the disappearance and then evaporate are frustrating, but readers will enjoy the yarns that have an ending.2 NEW EROTIC HITS Next to Place Belvedere Sherbrooke - Tel: 562-3969 18 years ADULTS "JADE PUSSYCAT" “THE MASTER AND MRS.JOHNSON" Weekdays: 7h30 p m.\ Sunday continuous from 2h00 p.m Wednesday - BARGAIN-NITE $1.99 ACADEMY AWARD WINNER BEST ACTRESS Meryl Streep in tin IK h.ntfftainment Presents Mtry/Stmf) ktvink/ine Peter Mu Xuo! .Utw / I'/ikuia him Sophies Cbice ti Knlh UtneJi Produitwn Admission $4.50 - Students 14-20 (withcard) $3.00 CAPITOL 59 King est Sophie's Choice: 7:30; Sun.: 1:30 & 7:30. 4—TOWNSHIPS WEEK—FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1983 Wine’s ‘Third World’ can provide surprising quality A great deal is seen in the press concerning the Third World.In this particular case what is meant is that section of the globe which remains in an economically underdeveloped state.The world of wine also has its ‘Third World’ only in this instance it refers to those countries producing wine outside the French-German-Italian-Spanish-North American axis.Included in this group are Yu-golsavia, Greece, Romania, Bulgaria, Hungary, South Africa, Chile, Argentina, Australia and several other minor producers.Their product, although fairly rare in the province’s SAQ outlets, is usually considerably cheaper than that of the major wine producers and often of a startling good quality.Many of these secondary producers make good solid white wines that are ideal for summer drinking whether as an after- Wine Bits BYTIM BELFORD work aperitif or as a wine with one of those cold plate summer meals.Yugoslavia offers Mostar Zila-vka, a straw yellow wine of gentle dryness that is a pretty good buy at $5.50 a bottle, while neighbouring Romania has its Vieux Chateau from Tarnave, equally as nice and cheaper at $4.40 per.Hungary, the land of gypsy music and mouth searing goulash, has two wines worth trying this year — if you haven’t already caught on.The first is Badacso-nyi, a dry white that I personally find perfect for both my pocket book and temperment.The Ba-dacsonyi runs a reasonable $4.70 a bottle, and when made properly is dry, crisp and tasty.The second is the Jaszberenyi Rizling which is only $5 a litre and perfectly good for a light meal.Greece shouldn’t be overlooked either.Despite its reputation for flavoured wines such as Retsina, the birthplace of democracy generally produces some very good light wines for export.One of the nicest for summertime quaffing is the Cambas Clairet ($5.70), a rose wine with a light taste and fruity bouquet.The firm of Do-mestica also produces a number of interesting whites, reds and roses.No matter what you try from the third world of wine you can hardly be disappointed.The prices are reasonable enough so that if a mistake is made it isn’t tragic and the taste of these ‘poor cousins’ can be a real eye-opener for someone stuck on the major producers.Cheers! Huuÿarum vineyard* «mjoy an «teal ditr.ate far winegmw-irk.knowing long hours of sunshine without ex Bedford exhibition shows big improvement over 1982 By Merritt Clifton BEDFORD — Bedford's 15th annual spring art exhibition appropriately brings the best from the surrounding countryside.Weekend viewing hours are from 2 to 9 p.m.both Saturday and Sunday.Location is the Masonic Hall on Academy Street, well-indicated by signs posted in the Bedford downtown area.The Bedford show includes most of Missisquoi County’s best-known professionals — Bernice Sorge of Dunham with ‘Pedro The Cat' and one of her pig sket- ches; Mary Martin, also of Dunham.with a round barn painting; Tabbia Plomteux of Frelighs-burg with an unpharacteristical-ly conventional but typically well-crafted watercolor snow-scene; and Dennis Martin, a Bedford resident, appearing before the home folks with many of the same photographs that drew raves at Art Sutton last year.But the show is exciting primarily for the contributions of les-ser-knowns.Pauline Guay’s Paris-impressionist-influenced ‘Rue de l'Eglise’ and ‘La Peche Est Fini' prove that oil paintings Symbol of Hope by Mildred Codham draws second glances.needn’t be complicated to hold enduring appeal.Mildred Codham takes the opposite approach.doing her most interesting work in the firestorm background of ‘Symbol Of Hope' and water reflections of ‘Fort Montgomery’.‘Symbol Of Hope', with a small red church or school-house in the foreground, is the sort of painting one might see on an evangelist's promotional flyer insofar as theme goes, yet it does draw' second glances for technique as well as for the sensational subject-matter.Most of the painters are amateurs.and of course they do make the usual amateur mistakes.Alma Parent's ‘Old Mill’ makes brilliant use of color and given the primitive style, one wouldn't even notice inexact drawing if she hadn’t made a couple of background houses entirely too prominent.On the other hand, the fla-w’ed works are less seriously flawed.on the whole, than in last year's exhibit.This year, the artists display what they do best.Phyllis Buntan’s Floral Composition’ makes up in color and composition w hat it may lack in detail — and after all, it's to decorate a home, not to illustrate a botany text.There are many views of local scenery.Among the better-crafted are Cecile McNamara's ‘Notre Dame deStanbridge', and Simone Galipeau's ‘Un Coin De Mystic’, both of which should belong to a permanent collection somewhere of Brome Missisquoi village portraits.Each painting captures the spirit of the village as well as the noteworthy architecture.There’s bad work at Bedford too, certainly — people exhibiting prematurely, and people who shouldn't be exhibiting at all.C.il berte Gagnon's ‘Les Ferme De Mes Rives’ deserves mention only because of a lack of drawing ability, coloration, and composition.coupled with an outrageous price — $275.while first-rate works in this show are going for under $100.On the whole, however.this show is excellent.f.r if \ « ii Pauline Guay's Rue de l'Eglise (above r) and La Peche Est Eini (above) hold enduring appeal.Shaw polishes up Cyrano and dresses Cleopatra for 1983 NIAGARA-ON-THE-LAKE.Ont.(CP) - The Shaw' Festival is polishing Cyrano de Bergerac, dressing up Caesar and Cleopatra, getting new lyrics for Tom Jones, and finding romance and charm in an old English farce in readiness for its 18th season opening May 25.Christopher Newton, whose contract as artistic director runs through next season, says the object of the 1983 festival is to attract audiences in these times of economic depression.“One would be stupid not to do things that have a broad appeal," Newton said in an in- terview.‘‘That’s the reason for doing Rookery Nook with Heath Lamberts, and Candida, and Private Lives, and so on.But we have to have something with some grit in it.too." So the festival is also producing a rarity, George Bernard Shaw’s The Simpleton of the Unexpected Isles.It is a play which Shaw, one of theatre’s most op-nionated writers, confessed he didn't know how to stage.As well, the festival is reviving a long forgotten operetta by Sir Edward German, the successor to Sir Bruce Clayton is no Tom Selleck NIAGARA-ON THE LAKE.Ont.(CP) Bruce Clayton doesn't really expect to topple Tom Selleck as the currently-popular king of hearthrobs, but he says being a teen-age sex symbol would suit him just fine.Clayton is a Vancouver actor and singer who is to star in this season's Shaw Festival revival and adaptation of an old Victorian operetta.Tom Jones, based on the 1749 novel by Henry Fielding about a passionate and virile and mischievous foundling, beset by female attention."Tin sure I’m not a Tom Selleck (the star of television's Magnum P.I.), or anything like that, but, certainly I will attempt to become a sex symbol,” the 29-year-old Clayton said in an interview during a break in rehearsals.“I'd be missing a great opportunity if I didn't." The musical opens at the Royal George Theatre on May 27 and runs into October with an Ontario tour to follow.Clayton said he hopes it will attract a young crowd.“With so much electronic music, a lot of young people and people in my generation have said pooh-pooh to operetta, but I hope they come back to it and realize there is a lot to it.Certainly the melodic lines are appealing.And it's fun." Clayton started as a 15-year-old high-school amateur performing in Vancouver's Theatre Under the Stars in all the big Broadway musicals such as Oklahoma!, Guys and Dolls, and the like.Then, going into university where he earned a degree in biology he took up music and acting seriously.Clayton reached the Vancouver Opera as a singer when he decided to go to the National Theatre School in Montreal.STUDIES FIGHTING There he studied fencing and stage fights under Patrick Crean.who is at the Shaw Festival this season for the revival of Cyrano de Bergerac."I have to do a little fighting in Tom Jones," Clayton said.“I have to kill a man w’ell, not kill him.but wound him in his vitals, or something like that.You’ll see.’’ His stay in Montreal was brief, and he moved into the Toronto cabaret circle, while continuing as an actor in any roles he could get.In Tom Jones, he said, “I’m having to sing seriously, and to act seriously, and to make it real so that it isn't a spoof.That's very exciting." Is he, then, an actor who sings or a singer who acts?Does he want to make his career primarily in musical comedy and operetta’’ “I don’t really know.The problem with Canada is that I just hope to keep working, and as the opp-portunities come I’ll take them.“I'm sure that if I were in the U S.there would be more concentration, and I could say, yes I do want to act in musicals.“But I’m a Canadian and it’s not as easy to do that here.I’m really a working actor, an actor who sings.” And slim, lythe, blueeyed, long haired, and perhaps sexy.Arthur Sullivan in the team of Gilbert and Sullivan, based on the old melodrama novel.Tom Jones.It is also doing Noel Coward’s The Vortex, which scandalized London in the 1920s.W'ill it scandalize this old colonial capital of Upper Canada in the 1980s?OPENS WITH CAESAR The festival opens with a new production of Shaw’s Caesar and Cleopatra, with the veteran Douglas Rain and Marti Maraden in the title roles, both stars for many years at the Stratford Festival.The big, sprawling, always witty and often sentimental hit, Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand, is being mounted again with some extra polish, though few could find room for improvement on last year’s performances.Heath Lambert stars with Maraden.Newton is directing Caesar and Cleopatra, playing a number of smaller roles in Cyrano, and directing Tom Jones after joining Sky Gilbert in adapting the original operetta.Tom Jones, featuring Bruce Clayton, will go on a tour of smaller Ontario centres this fall after the festival season, as did The Desert Song last season.Next year, to complete a three-year arrangement with the Ontario Arts Council, a smaller Shaw production from the Court House Theatre may be chosen to tour.The Shaw Festival has never had a crosscountry or European tour, or a major production filmed for CBC-TV.That may be part of the festivals 20th anniversary in 1985, which is beyond Newton's current contract.MAKES A PROFIT Paul Reynolds, newly-appointed festival producer, said the festival made a small profit on its $4.1-million budget last year, enabling it to reduce its deficit, which now stands at $130,000.Heath Lamberts, Shaw's leading comic actor and clown whose name on a cast list virtually guarantees sold out houses, said it is a delight to be able to polish Cyrano de Bergerac* for a second season's run.Derek Goldby, here for his fourth season, is doing some restaging of Cyrano, and is directing Rookery Nook, a farce he says depends more on word play than last season’s slap stick Tons of Money.Marti Maraden plays Cyrano's Roxanne and Caesar's Cleopatra, two roles she has coveted since she first became interested in theatre back in her native Minneapolis, Minn Both characters start child like and acquire maturity in the course of the dramas.( Give from the Heart.Canadian Heart Rind. 6—TOWNSHIPS WEEK—FRIDAY, MAY 13.1983 MacCauley Foundation — people helping themselves By Charles Bury BISHOPTON — This town is looking for its past, and finding it.Ernie MacAulay was a hardworking community-minded man who spent his life making friends and getting things done.He reflected his time, place and background in a way few can now remember.When he died in 1982 Ernie Ma-cAulay’s son Gordon and daughters Marion (Mrs Gerald Peck) and Mrs Dorothy Parker looked for a way to preserve his memory, his way of thinking and his habit of volunteer accomplishments — to “give more to the community than flowers.” Gordon recalled a village in western Québec he had visited where a group had come up with a novel way to honor a community leader and get things done at the same time.“It was in the village of Dan-forth, Quebec, west of Maniwa-ki,” recalled Gordon MacAulay this week.“They wanted a way to get things done for the community, to keep the spirit of doing things without getting paid, to get away from the red tape and expense of dealing with government all over again every time.” “They set up this foundation.It could take donations from anywhere in Canada, it could take money from government (Québec and Ottawa), it could help do things for the community without it costing the taxpayers anything.” “Now that it’s been operating for a while the people of Danforth are very proud of what they’ve got.” Thus was born the Ernest W.MacAulay Foundation.A gift from Gordon and his sisters paid the notary’s fees and other set-up costs.Then the foundation’s volunteers, led by Gordon, set about getting something going.The first project of the Ernie MacAulay Foundation was unveiled this week before a crowd of Ernie’s friends at the converted schoolhouse that serves Bishop-ton as town hall, reception room, community building and fire station.Project Roots (Relais) will employ three bilingual local women to visit folks around Bishop-ton, dig up old photographs and stories with them, and put together a collection from the old days — the way Ernie and his friends lived.“Our ancestors came here about a hundred years ago.” says Gordon MacAulay.“Our own land was bought from the British American Land Company in the 1880s — $500 for 200 acres.A lot of the people around here have good memories of the earlier days and collections of photos.We want everyone to have a chance to share it all.” “The goals of the foundation are to keep our buildings, record our history and keep our youngsters working.This project is our first and we hope there will be many more to come,” MacAulay says.“A project like this takes a local sponsor and we were accepted by the federal government.” The Ernest D.MacAulay Foundation includes Gordon.Bishop-ton municipal secretary-treasurer Marie-Marthe Lessard and townsman Lloyd Harrison.At the launching ceremony Harrison said he is “only too pleased to sponsor such an enterprise.” He said the Roots project workers would “dig into the history of Bishopton.” “We hope they find a lot of good history,” he said, “and not too much bad!” Roots researchers Monique Thibodeau of Birchton and Jeanne d’Arc Labbé of nearby Marbleton will be doing the digging; project secretary Maryse Leclerc will be keeping track of everything they find.“We are planning a big exhibition in September,” says Labbé.“We hope to have over 2000 photographs on display.We will have a well-styled 1902-era bedroom set up in the town hall and we hope to have a living room as well.” Labbé says the 21-week project has been well planned and the three workers will be keeping pretty busy.But the trio will need all the help they can get with their research.They ask that anyone In 1916 the Anglican Church of the Good Shepherd was moved from nearby Dudswell Corners to Bishopton.Gordon MacA ulay.We wanted something more than flowers.with stories to tell, memories to share or photographs they wouldn’t mind lending to the Foundation for a little while to drop in on them, upstairs at the town hall, or call them at 884-2211.“We wrill go and visit with each one if they prefer,” Labbé says.“We hope that will make it easier for some of the more elderly to join with us and share their precious memories.” Making friends and keeping them is one of the things the Ernie MacAulay Foundation is all about, because it’s one of the things Ernie was all about himself.Son Gordon is no slouch in the friendship department himself.He’s been mayor of Bishopton for 28 years now, and there’s been only one election in all that time.- ¦'*%?*''** W.'i O i|| 4.;: i «ini In the early days memory now.ift Jé¦ , **.vi' J* * '¦ 'v H ''K.ir \\- ¦ ¦ - ‘ fe* **.* * 1 " Y - mmmmi ¦ iiiwiiii ll¦l— Bishopton was the junction of the Maine Central Railroad and the Québec Central Railway.The station hZd rim s ™"" TOWNSHii’S WEEK—FRIDAY.MAY 13.19811—7 Oops! Tory hopeful Wilson dropped the wrong name A quote from a well-known Eastern Townships weekly produced in Stanstead — “The Châtelet has the good fortune to have one of the best-looking dinning rooms in the area.Dr.Bowen’s restored house is just beautiful.The restaurant is less fancy, less formal and less expensive than the previous one.They serve lunch as well.” Nice to know there are still restaurants out there who specialize in food.• A London, England subway driver who quit school when he was 15.has defeated scholars, teachers and even civil servants (think of that!) to win the British quiz program Mastermind.Christopher Hughes says he won’t quit his job just yet, but thinks the win may help his career.Hughes won the event by answering the question.“What is Speleology?" correctly.Speleology, for you not-so-literates, is the study of caves whence comes the w'ord Spelunker.It would be interesting to see how the average Montreal Metro driver would do on a similar show'.If the question delt with goofing off, being overpaid, violating contracts or holding the public to ransom, they’d probably do just fine.Tory leadership candidate Michael Wilson was in town this week hoping to pick up the occasional delegate — I presume he was looking for any of the uncommitted residents of The Old Brewery Mission or anyone reaching their fifth birthday before June 1 since that’s all that remains after the Joe and Brian road show.Wilson, who is about as blue chip as oysters Rockefeller, tried to persuade editor Charles ‘I hate pinstripes’ Bury that he indeed is more than a pretty stock broker.Bury and Record staffer Michael McDevitt were impressed with the fact that Wilson at least seems to think before he answers questions.Wilson made one faux pas however when he inadvertently made reference to his good friends at Toronto’s Litton Industries.Bury explained how that probably wouldn't get him a lot of support hereabouts and Wilson removed his foot.Who’s who By TADEUSZ LETARTE Well, they're not really close friends.Speaking of Tory leadership hopefuls.The Man Who Could Be King.Brian Mulroney was also in town this week speaking to potential delegates.According to McDevitt, the most impressive thing about Mulroney s answers to questions is that he doesn’t ne» I batteries.Mulroney.who promised to run a campaign of substance instead of the political Mardi Gras that passed as a campaign last time, appears to think a platform is a type of shoe.So far he’s announced an 11-point plan to increase productivity that he won’t reveal, the possibility of the Iron Company’s tug fleet sinking the Canadian Navy and the fact that the economy is the major problem for Canadians at the present moment.1 know a subway driver who has more substance than that.• My sources tell me it was Slim Pickins at Calvins Hideaway Thursday night as the ineffable owner of Lennoxville’s answer to Studio 54 ran out of most of the more interesting kinds of booze.No rye, no scotch, no vodka, no cognac and no Molson.Good God man ! What are you trying to do! We have been assured however that the problem has been rectified and that the bar has been restocked and waitress Viviane will give you anything you want.Two Vancouver based animal protection groups have called for a boycott of the Holiday Inn in St.John’s, Newfoundland because the hotel restaurant apparently featured a specialty on seal flipper pie last week The groups — who insist they are serious and will no longer eat in the restaurant 4,000 miles away claim the Holiday Inn is trying to convince Canadians there is a demand tor seal meat when in fact no such demand exists.Why the Holiday Inn would be doing this is not clear, but the groups say they will extend their boycott to any other Holiday Inn which starts to sell seal meat ?Anyway, the boycotters won’t say what kind of drugs they’re on, but 1 expect there will be a demand forthem.I myself am going to stop dating Brooke Shields until her mother shuts up.Townshippers take a crack at tons-Atlantic sailing By Tom Martin A trans-Atlantic race is shaping up between two identical sailboats, skippered by two Eastern Townshippers.It is not meant to be a race.We are only delivering two yachts from France to Newport, Rhode Island.Yet, as the saying goes: “If there are only two boats sailing on open water, there w ill be a race.” Robert McMahon, who w’orks as a pharmacist at Turgeon Pharmacie in Magog, and Dominick Dallaire, who owns Dominick Auto Sport in Sherbrooke, have each bought French yachts, the Bénéteau 42.Forty-two feet long, with teak-lined cabins, teak decks, a full complement of sails and electronics, sporting 55-horsepow'er Perkins diesel engines, they are truly beautiful and luxurious cruiser-racers.Bob and Dominick have assembled crews who are flying to France in early May to sail the boats back to Newport, R.I.Bob’s crew, of which I am a part, totals 6 people; Dominick’s numbers 5.We are flying to Paris, taking feeder flights to Nantes on France's Atlantic coast.From there w’e make our way south to the port of St.Gilles Croix-de-Vie.north of La Rochelle, where the two Bénéteau 42s await us.They are brand, spanking new from the Bénéteau factory in nearby St.Hilaire-de-Riez.We will rig, outfit and provision the boats, and then we will test sail them for a couple of days.Our anticipated departure date from France is May 11.We shall set off for the Azore Islands, a Portugese possession.off the coast of Africa.This will take us near the north-eastern coast of Spain where we can put in to port, should anything go amiss.From the Acores we push across the Atlantic towards Bermuda.It is unlikely that we will stop in Bermuda, as one of the crew of Bob's Euphorie, Frank deBroux, who works for Eastman Kodak in Montreal, has only a four-week-vacation; hence, we want to complete the passage in less than 28 days.Near Bermuda we shall sheer north-west to Newport.Hopefully, the total time from France to Newport will be about 25 days.A trans-Atlantic sail, like death, focuses the mind wonderfully.You begin to remember all those things which you have left undone: renegotiating that bank loan, returning borrowed books to friends and revising your will.You also begin to remember all those things which you want to do: hold that garage sale to rid yourself of the junk which seems to have followed you around most of your adult life, contact that old friend, read this recent novel and see that latest Academy Awardwinning movie.Then you begin to wonder how and why you ever got involved in a crossing of the Atlantic Ocean.The planning began last autumn.Having spent the summer of 1980 off Newport.Rhode Island on his own boat, a Kalik 33, Bob wanted to return this summer, taking people out to observe the trials of the America's Cup 12-Meter yachts.The final best-of-7 races between the best American and the best non-American boats begin on September 13.The America’s Cup is the oldest and most prestigious event in the yachting world.There is an added attraction this summer: for the first time in over one hun dred years, there is a Canadian challenger, besides the Australian, British, French and Italians.Since 1851 the Americans have defended the Cup 24 times and never lost.As an American from Rhode Island, I became enthusiastic about Bob's idea.As a teenager I had watched the trials from the shore.I was perched atop a lifeguard stand on the beach in Nar-ragansett, R.I.where I lifeguar-ded for 4 summers.Moreover.I had taken up sailing with a vengeance last summer.I bought a twenty-footer, sailing her on Lake Memphremagog from May to October.I also went aboard bigger boats on Lake Champlain and off Cape Cod.The sailing bug had bitten me.We researched forming a company that would take people out for hire off the Rhode Island coast and came to the conclusion that it was a feasible enterprise.We concluded, too, that we both needed bigger craft.I put my boat up for sale and bought a Pearson 30, a thirty-foot cruiser-racer that is built in Rhode Island.Because of the favourable exchange rate of the Canadian dollar vis-a-vis the British pound and the French franc, Bob began to consider English and French yachts.I suspect also that he has long wante»! to do a trans-Atlantic passage, and this presented him with a perfect excuse.Having sold his own boat and house.Bob decided on a Béné- teau 42, new from the boatyard in France.The next problem was assembling the people to crew the yacht from France to Newport.I jumped at the chance.Having lifeguarded on the ocean, lived through a major hurricane and crossed the Atlantic 6 times on commercial liners, I have a profound respect for the sea.But I also knew that this would be an excellent learning experience for me in sail handling and navigation.Jacinthe Roy, Bob’s girl friend and an avid sailor, was counted in.As a receptionist and PR lady for Mount Orford Ski Centre, she would have the summer off.Vivacious, cheerful and common sensical.she would be an asset to any crew.Three navigators rounded out our crew.Frank deBroux, a Bel gian.has ferried boats from Halifax to Bermuda to the Caribbean Islands.His friend, André Rio pel, a Montreal architect, has done the same.Robert Cho quette.a Physical Education teacher, mountain climber and sai lor.has taught astro-navigation, among other subjects, at Mon treal universities and colleges.Most important for me, they are all skilled in the use of the sextant, an ancient skill which I look forward to learning.Dominick Dallaire.a friend of Bob McMahon's, decided this spring to buy a Bénéteau 42, too.He has recruited 4 other people to help him sail L’Entretemps back to Newport.His past experience as a mechanic, his knowledge of electronics and diesels, will be invaluable in installing all the electronic gear on the two boats and in trouble-shooting mechanical problems.As on Bob’s yacht, there will be one woman aboard to act as a civilizing influence on the men.The logistics of moving 11 people across the Atlantic by air in order to safely crew two sailboats across the Atlantic by sea are mind-boggling.In the two meetings of Bob’s Euphorie crew, tasks have been assigned, watches discussed, experiences compared, problems solved and laughter exchanged.My mother’s house in Rhode Island has become a depot for electronic gear bought by mail-order catalogue in the States.That had to be picked up, brought back to Cana da and distributed among our duffel bags in preparation for our flight from New York to Paris Other gear is being bought in En gland and France.Food and pharmaceutical pro visioning lists for 11 people on 2 boats for 40 days (you always build in a safety cushion) resemble the marching orders »>f small armies.Lists galore for security, clothing, reading have been drawn up, expanded and revised.Finally, however, two Bénéteau 42s will hoist sails around May 11 from St.Gilles Croix do Vie, France, pointing towards the Azore Islands.We will have a 25-mile radio contact range with each other and.thanks to the equipment on board, we will have a 1,000-mile radius ehwtronio di rectional contact with land.As we lose sight of land ami other boats, and as we will be only two boats sailing on open water, there will be a race There will be a race. 8—TOWNSHIPS WEEK—FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1983 WHAT'S ON Music Jerry and Jo-Anne, a duo that haven't been seen around here for quite some time are putting on a show tonight at the Salle Tourbillon in Warden.The concert is being put on by the Waterlys Cultural Committee and marks the return to the stage for this popular group after a long hiatus following a serious motorcycle accident involving group leader Jerry Robitaille.I'm told the band is eager to get playing again, and it now features the talents of the Stratford Brothers, well known musicians in their own right.Jerry and Jo Anne have been belting out good solid country music for some time and have picked up devoted fans with their concert appearances and records.They don’t often play in their home turf, so this promises to be a special event.The show begins at 9 and tickets are $5.Down at the Del Monty in Rock Island it’s rock’n roll with an American band called Luv Child.I’m informed they play real steady rock without any of the fancy embellishments that seem to have taken over much of the rock scene recently.If you like it straight, this seems to be the place.Just down the road at The Maples in Stanstead it’s Bigfoot again this week.These guys don’t need my help informing their fans where they are.They know.Bigfoot consistantly provides a tight, professional sound and has never to my knowledge disappointed an audience.The band includes Roger Goodsell on bass, Louis Lévesque on keyboards, Mark Stevens on drums and Gary Winslow on guitar.They play Friday and Saturday nights.At The Manoir Waterville another well-known group with a lot of loyal fans, 747 is playing until the end of the month.These guys also continue to pack them in by virtue of slick production and well-played music.Eyes Only is back at The Hideaway this weekend in Lennoxville, and they promise to be their usual good time.One never does know who’s going to be jamming with them at any given time but the results are usually just fine, as with the guest appearances of Brian Monty and Ted Hall.The results of the Talent Show that has been taking place at The Hideaway over the past months are finally in, and let me be the first to congratulate the winners.Unanimously chosen as overall first prize winner was Sophia Trakas.Second was the duet of Mitch Knowles and Bill McCrae Third was the inimitable Stimuli Blues Band.Fourth place was grabbed by Dave Taylorfl and his bagpipes.Note to Calvin : I drink Molson’s in large bottles, several other people I know do the same.Charlie drinks rye.A bar without refreshment is like a job without pay — not worth the trouble.In Sherbrooke there are still two more days to get down and enjoy Dave Lapp and Bruce Jackson, two of the finest musicians in this area.Lapp and Jackson work wonders together, something they have done for years, and it is a special treat to have them playing here in Sherbrooke.Jackson, who teaches music, plays only rarely in public and Lapp is touring most of the time, throughout this vast province of ours.Lapp is one of the few musicians I know who is always on the road and this has allowed him to sharpen his considerable talents to a very fine edge.I won’t say he's organized but rumor has it he books so far in advance they had a hard time getting him for the opening act at the Second Coming.It may be a long time before he plays here again.Jackson and Lapp, at Le Bateleur on Alexandre Street should not be missed.They will be there tonight and tomorrow, but get there early.At the Bar Ouest, country music still flies when Texas Quebec takes the stage If you haven't caught these guys yet, you should do so, as they are first rate.BY MICHAEL MCDEVITT Also in Sherbrooke , on Sunday evening at the Centre Culturel, gospel singer John Littleton performs in concert.Littleton is an internationally renowned vocalist who has been introducing the world to negro spirituals for twenty years.His interpretation of this traditional music has given it new life and color and he has been honored throughout Europe for his talent.This concert is a rather special event and shouldn’t be missed by lovers of great religious music.Also on Sunday, at l’Eglise St-Boniface the 11th annual concert of the Chorale des Jeunes St-Boniface takes place at the church (75 Morris Street).This year the choir, under the direction of Marie-Josée Bureau, will be performing popular Québec tunes by composers such as Gilles Vi-gneault, Felix Leclerc and Jean Lapointe in honor of the departing pastor of the church.Tickets are only $1 and the concert begins at 7.30.In Richmond this Saturday night country-rockers Country Pride provide the music for a dance at the Roadside Pavilion.I have as yet to hear this band but I’m told they put on a good solid show.It just might be worth a look.Ramblin' Fever provide the music for a dance at the North Hatley Legion tomorrow night from 9 until 2 a m.and at the Chalet des Erables in Birchton there is also a dance featuring the music of a band with the alluring name Golden Melody.I presume they are not punk-rockers.Therer will be a concert by the Yamaska Chapter of The Townships Barbershoppers, a barbershop vocal group, next Friday at the Elementary School on Highland Street in Sutton at 8 p.m.This is the area's newest Barbershop outfit and I think it’s great that this type of music is being preserved around here.Barbershop singing has always been a way for everyman to become passionately involved in music and if complex, varied and colorful harmony is your bag then take the time to come out and listen; you won’t be disappointed.Tickets are $3 each and more information can be had by calling (514) 538-3703 or 538-2834.Finally, if you happen to be in Montréal this week and feel the need for some other culture than the Expos, The Montréal Symphony Orchestra, under the direction of Charles Dutoit presents concerts Tuesday and Wednesday featuring the voices of Jessye Norman, soprano, James tr Æ, ____ Michel Allard's exhibition in Watenille is stunning to say the least.McCracken, tenor, and Louis Quilico, baritone.The program includes the overture from Le Corsaire by Berlioz, Samson and Dalila by Saint-Saëns and The Rite of Spring by Igor Stravinsky.These singers are all world-class and the MSO is sure to provide its usual brilliance.The concert should be well worthwhile.The concerts begin at 8 p.m.and are being held at the allé Wifred Pelletier in Place des Arts.Theatre and events The wonderful Flynn Theatre in Burlington, Vermont is presenting the second annual Vermont Dance at the Flynn festival tomorrow evening at 8 p.m.The festival features the work of 27 choreographers and has been referred to as the most significant event in dance in Vermont since Bennington College released the form on an unsuspecting world in the 30s.Modern dance is one of the most interesting and versatile forms of artistic expression and never has public interest been more intense.The Vermont Dance Festival is an event that offers introductions to many different artists in a way that allows the audience to experience the many different approaches to the art now being developed.The Flynn, a restored vaudeville theatre in the heart of Burlington, is an ideal place to enjoy this type of event.It is large enough to accommodate a reasonably-sized audience, yet intimate enough to allow the audience to feel a part of what is going on.The Festival is a fine example of the kind of artistic excellence the directors of the Flynn are striving for and it is well worth the drive down.Tickets are $9.75, $7.75 for dancers and students.The Annual Harmonies Festival is set to kick off next Thursday and this year’s event promises to be even bigger than last year’s record setter.More than 8,000 participants are expected in this year's competitions and the music is guaranteed to be varied, accomplished and extensive.The musical groups are divided into a number of categories, at least one of which will appeal to every music fan.The music will take place on and around the campus of the University of Sherbrooke, both indoors and in the open air.For more information contact the organizers at 565-5430.Tonight and tomorrow are the last offerings of Je t'Aime Mona Moure by the experimental theatre groupToni-Mage.The piece examines affectionately the basic problems of family life in a modern world, and makes its unique statements on fidelity, marriage and love.The show begins at 8 p.m.at Le Vieux Clocher in Magog.Beginning on Wednesday evening at Les Ateliers Animation Culturelle on Kitchener Street in Sherbrooke, a comedy about the joys and troubles surrounding a hitchhiking journey around Québec will be presented.The show, entitled Ida Lachance was written by Louis Saia and Louise Roy.Exhibitions The stunning exhibition of the works of painter Michel Allard continues this week at La P'tite gayole restaurant in Waterville.This colorful and thought-provoking artist’s oil-on-masonite creations are magnificently crafted and display a complete disregard for conventional perspective.I find it extremely difficult to pass one of these works by without stopping to make sure I really saw what my mind tells me I did.He is truly remarkable.If you are interested in original and captivating painting, this is one show that really should not be missed.The exhibit lasts until June 5.At The Exhibition Hall at the Mystery Spot, the first-ever show by local native Eileen Littleton Drew comes to an end this Sunday.Drew is an accomplished artist and she has received many private commissions even though she has avoided the traditional ‘exposition’ route to success.Her remarkably true-to-life renditions of local sights have made her a very marketable painter.She treats Eastern Townships history with a reverence that is not sacred but has the feel of familiarity.Worth seeing.This is also the last weekend of the 15th Annual Art Exposition of the Artists of Bedford and Region and this show should be taken in by serious local art fans.In one show, the talent of the Bedford area is displayed before us, and taken as a whole it becomes evident that talent is not lacking.The display takes place at the Bedford Masonic Hall on Academy Street, and admission is free.At The Musée Beaulne in Coaticook the display by artisan Anne Huet continues until May 29.Huet works with hand-made paper, enhanced with flowers and other natural ornaments, and with these simple tools she manages to create means of self-expression that are satisfying and amusing.Les Beaux Dimanches restaurant on Sherbrooke’s King Street West is displaying the sensitive paintings of daniel St-Onge St-Onge’s work seems to reach out for the more thoughtful, peaceful feelings and he manages to capture a mood as well as any artist I've seen.Without loudness or pretension his work makes its point and allows the viewer TOWNSHIPS WEEK—FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1983—9 WHAT'S ON to decide its meaning.His work is being displayed until May 29.In Fleurimont this weekend, an event labeled The Fleu-rimont Socio-eultural Revue is taking place at the municipal arena tomorrow and Sunday.This pot-pourri features art and handicrafts from the community as well as dance exhibitions by the local dance workshop.This is a wide-open event and quality will vary, but much eloquent work can be seen.The show is open from noon to 5 p.m.and on Saturday is followed by a dance at 7.30.The Léon Marcotte Exposition Centre has something a little different this time around with an exhibit entitled The Insect and its Impact on the Environment.This display examines the often underestimated importance of the god-awful little buggies that we are forced to share this planet with and attempts to make us believe that the sixlegged creepies are worthwhile sharers of our habitat.This may be true but I am not interested in hearing it.The only good bug is one that has just been removed from a windshield by a service station attendant.The show' begins tomorrow' and continues until June 8.On Tuesday, a show dedicated to the artists affiliated with the Galerie d'arts Les Peintres Contemporains.This show features the work of many of the region's well-established painters and serves mainly as a display case.It has no particular theme but many good pieces are on view and it is a good stop for someone in the market for a new' painting.Commercial.Beginning on Thursday at the Super Salon in Magog is a show organized by the publishers of Le Progrès.This is basically a showcase for local talent but again theoccasio-nal gem slips in to make the whole thing worthwhile.The show runs until Sunday, May 22.The exhibit is entitled Art-Expo Le Progrès, unfortunately.Beginning next Friday at the Auberge du Pin Solitaire on Queen Boulevard North is a show called Focus on the Environment.It is a display of the 55 winners of the Québec Ministry of the Environment’s annual photography contest and will be, of course, dedicated to the beauty of our natural environment.The highlight of the show will be the showing of the three National Film Board productions recently labeled propaganda by the U.S.Justice Department, including the Oscar-winning If You Love This Planet.The films will be shown starting at 7 p.m.on Friday, with two showings on both Saturday and Sunday at 2 p.m.and 7.admission is free.Movies The Capitol is obviously on the Academy Award track these days.Fresh from showing overall winner Gandhi, the theatre is now presenting Sophie's Choice, the film which won the Oscar for Meryl Streep as best actress.I have not seen this film myself but I have been informed by my infinite sources that it is definitely worth seeing.I can’t argue with success.yet.At the Cinéma Carrefour, in keeping with their recent tradition of bringing us everything from the mediocre to the ordinary, Tom Selleck and Bess Armstrong star in High Road to China, the purpose of this film, as near as I can make out, is to give as many women as possible a chance to see Selleck’s chest, thereby rendering them politically impotent.Actually, I am being my usual unfair self in slamming something I don’t know anything about.This is actually a very good-natured adventure film and I’m sure a lot of people will enjoy it thoroughly.At the Derby-Port Drive-in this week seems to be designed for bringing the kids.Tonight and tomorrow feature Peter Pan, followed on Sunday by The Sound of Music.Next weekend Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan In Cowansville Cinema Princesse presents a good doubleheader with Robin Williams in The World According to Garp and A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy.Garp I know to be an excellent movie and I’ve even heard nice things about the other.The Newport Cinema is presenting the wonderful Tootsie again this week but that is one film that has probably had as much exposure in this area as it can handle.It is still an excellent movie however and if you haven’t seen it yet.you should.At the Salle Maurice O’Bready tomorrow evening the Grands Explorateurs series presents Du Sinai au Mer Morte, a personal look at the mideast.This series is an excellent compendium of useful and entertaining information and has already attracted a large number of loyal followers.They are excellently-made films, and there is always an animator on hand to describe the goings-on.Check it out.The film begins at 8.30 Television Vermont-ETV presents another Alfred Hitchcock classic tonight with Rebecca, at 11.30.This is an adaptation of Daphne Du Maurier's story of a young woman who marries an English nobleman, only to be haunted by the me- Bruce Jackson and Dave Lapp will be at Le Bateleur in \ Sherbrooke this weekend.mory of his first wife.Laurence Olivier and Joan Fontaine star.Tomorrow' at 9 p.m.Channel 12 brings back the perennially favourite Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady.I find it hard to believe that anybody out there might not know this freely adapted version of Pygmalion, but just in case: Rex Harrison stars as an English professor who decides to take a Cockney flower girl, (Audrey Hepburn), and turn her into a refined lady.Naturally, romance ensues.Part Two of this good movie will be shown on Monday evening at 9.On Sunday evening at 7 Vermont-ETV welcomes in the summer with a new series entitled Under Sail, a show designed to introduce the viewer to the beauty, pleasure and technical skills of sailing.Sailing has increased in popularity dramatically in recent years with the advent of inexpensive small craft and this program is ideally suited to introducing the novice to this ultimitely refined activity.At 8.30 on Radio-Québec blues great Willie Dixon recounts his career and the history of the blues.Dixon is recognized as one of the great blues influences of our time and he describes his lifestyle and those of his contemporaries in this program.The man is history.At 9 on Vermont-ETV Masterpiece Theatre presents the first of a seven-part series dramatizing D.H.Lawrence’s bitter autobiographical novel of love and misunderstanding.Lawrence shocked his readers with his stark descriptions in this early 20th century work.Eileen Atkins and Karl Johnson star.Later, at 11.40 Channel 6 is broadcasting one of my favourite old movies, Little Women.This is a very corny but thoroughly enjoyable version of Louisa May Alcott’s weepy tale of the lives and loves of the M arch family during the American civil war.June Allyson, Elizabeth Taylor and Janet Leigh star.On Monday on Great Performances Vermont-ETV presents Life on the Mississippi, a dramatization of the story of his youth by Mark Twain.This is the second of a series dedicated to the great American writer and humorist and it stars Robert Lansing and David Knell.The series is hosted by Kurt Vonnegut.On Wednesday afternoon at 3.30, for those of you currently free to watch the tube at that unlikely time, Channel 6’s Telescope Revisited offers some relief from the soaps.Today the show visits Swiss writer Georges Simenon in his Lausanne home.Simenon is best known for his highly successful Inspector Maigret series and on this program he talks about his work and his life — just like everybody else when given a chance.Also on Wednesday, at 8on Vermont-ETV.a documentary study of the history of Blacks in the American armed forces.The film The Different Drummer, uses archival material and rare footage to explore the role of black Americansin uniform, beginning with the Warof Independence.On Radio-Quebec at 8.30 a documentary on the history and peoples of Palestine is presented, with a special orientation towards the political developments leading up to the present impasse in the Holy Land.The film examines the British occupation, the contradictory promises made to Arabs and Jews, and the evacuation which set the scene for the 1947 war and the establishment of the Jewish state.Still Wednesday, at 10CTV presents a special concert by perennial favorite Charles Aznavour in Edmonton.On Thursday at 10 on Vermont ETV Austin City Limits features a performance by award winning singer songwriter Roger Miller, whose numerous hits have earned him 11 Grammy Awards.Featured tunes include King of the Road and Dang Me.Finally, on Friday on Channel 12 actor Richard Thomas hosts an investigation into the rapidly disappearing Black Rhinoceros in The Rhino Wars.Only ten years ago there were over 20,000 of these ugly but magnificent creatures in Kenya, but poaching has diminished that number to under 500.Valued for their horns, which are sold as aphrodisiacs, knife handles and a snake bite treatment, the Black Rhino is in great danger of becoming yet another victim of man s greed and stupidity.My editor tells me in his infinite wis dom that with a title like The Rhino Wars this should be a show about Québec politics.Sorry, but he’s like that.The show airs at 8 p.m.Radio Tonight’s Nightfall onCBC Radio at 7.30 presents a show a little closer to home than usual.Waters Under the .Bridge, by Gaétan Charlehois.is the story of the Québec suspension bridge which collapsed twice during construction, dragging many workers to a gruesome death Philip Crichton has twice risked death diving beneath the murky St-Lawrence waters.Can he do it again and survive the evil forces lurking there?At 8.05 on Ideas CBC Stereo presents the first of a four-part series on Emma Goldman, the fiery Lithuanian American anarchist and feminist who enjoyed the dubious distinction of being referred to by none other than J.Edgar Hoover as the most dangerous woman in the world.Goldman took part in some of the most dramatic and revolutionary activities of the modern world, from union organizing to the Russian Revolution.She was a fascinating woman and this series gives an accurate summary of her life and times.Tomorrow at 11.05 The Entertainers features an interview with comic Tim Conway on CBC Stereo.Conway starred in several television shows, notably Mcllale’s Navy on which he played Ensign Parker for several years.lie also did many years as a regular on the Carol’ Burnett Show.Conway’s sense of timing and his portrayal of hopelessly bewildered losers has made him one of the most recognizable comedians in America.At 2.05 on Saturday Afternoon at the Opera the Lyric Opera of Chicago presents Madame Butterfly by Puccini In this story the Japanese bride of an American naval officer is brutally betrayed by her husband.At 7.05 on Saturday Stereo Theatre a retired bank clerk develops an obsession that threatens to destroy his marriage and his sanity in Something Surprising, by Rachel Wyatt.On Sunday afternoon at 4.05 Sunday Matinée presents the story of Gilly Savard in The Con Man.Savard pulls into the town of Wilson, Saskatchewan one cold afternoon with two bucks in his pocket, but by the time he leaves — in a brand new Chevy — he owns half the town, much to the regret of the bewildered people of Wilson.The play was written by Ken Mitchell.At 9.05 on CBC Radio Ideas Presents offers the third part of its controversial The Politics of Information series.Tonight noted author Noam Chomsky explains his distinction between constructive and nefarious terror, and Edward Said complains of the systematic misunderstanding of the Islamic world by Western society.A discussion centred on the theme concludes that a distinctly Canadian viewpoint of world affairs just doesn’t exist.On Monday at 9 CBC Stereo presents the first of four broadcasts from The Guelph Spring Festival, which is still going on.Tonight’s featured artist is Gilda Cruz-Romo, a Mexican soprano whose performance in the Royal City (guess why they call it that) this year drew rave reviews from the critics.The broadcasts continue throughout the week.Finally, next Friday, my favorite show, Nightfall starts something a little different.For six weeks they will be broadcasting major works of science fiction by some of the masters of this genre.Tonight A Fall of Moondust by show host Arthur C.Clarke.Following a moonquake in the 21st century, the passenger cruise ship Selene sinks into the dust in the Sea of Thirst.The consistancy of the dust, more liquid than sandy, makes rescue almost impossible and the passengers are forced to desperate measures to try and preserve oxygen until help arrives. 10—TOWNSHIPS WEEK—FRIDAY.MAY 13, 1983 X- This week's TV - Listings for this week's television programs as supplied by Compulog Corp While we make every effort to ensure their accuracy, they are subject to change without notice STATIONS LISTED CBFT - Montreal (Radio Canada) WCAX - Burlington, Vt.(CBS) WPTZ - Plattsburgh, N Y.(NBC) CBMT - Montreal (CBC) CULT - Sherbrooke (TVA) VVMTW - Poland Spring, Me.(ABC) Q CKSH - Sherbrooke ( Radio Canada) CD CFTM - Montreal (TVA) GD CFCK - Montreal (CTV) ® Vermont ETV - Burlington y Saturday Sports I.H.1.Who has played the most consecutive games in the NHL?2.Which goaltender has played the most consecutive games in the NHL?3.What is Buddy Bell’s first name?4.In which sport is the Little Brown Jug contested?5.Which major league pitcher has walked the most batters?6.Name the last American to win the Formula 1 Grand Prix championship.7.Name the last Australian tennis player to win the U.S.Open mens' singles title.8.For which team did Gaylord Perry pitch when he won his first Cy Young Award in 1972?9.Horton Smith was the first winner of which major sporting event in 1934?10.How many stolen bases did Rickey Henderson have in 1982?OEt 01 lueuieujnoj.goo sjeiseyy 6 suejpui pueieneio 8 E/6t ’equJODMeN ugop z 0261 lUejpuv open 9 ueAu ueiON s 6upej sseuJBH f pinea X Î0S‘IIBH uueio z t>t6 Je6un Ajjbo i SJ3/WSUV Sports SATURDAY _______________________ (NBC)BASEBALL DOUBLEHEADER Game One: Chicago White Sox at New York Yankees or Montreal Expos at St Louis Cardinals.Game Two.Seattle Manners at Oakland Athletics or Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego Padres.(ABC) WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS (CBS)NBA BASKETBALL Teams and sites to be announced.(CBS)GOLF Third-round coverage ot the $400,000 Colonial National Invitational Tour, live, from Colonial Country Club.Fort Worth.T\.SUNDAY (CBS)NBA BASKETBALL NBA Basketball Conference Final Playoff Game.Teams and sites to be announced.Dick Stockton, Bill Bussell and Pat O'Brien provide the commenta- ry.(CBS) GOLF Final-round coverage of the $400.000 Colonial National Invitation Golf Tour.live, from the Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth.Tx.(NBC) BOXING A tumor middleweight bout between Roosevelt Green and John Mugabi from Las Vegas.Nev (ABC)USFL Teams to be announced.Keith Jackson and Lynn Swann report.MISSING PIECES Elizabeth Montgomery and John Reilly become the targets of a deadly , cat-and-modse game as she unexpectedly uncovers clues in the killing ot her late husband, in 'Missing Pieces.'' airing SATURDAY, MAY 14 on “The CBS Saturday Night Movie." 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RICHIE RICH © ARAB WORLD 8:45 O GOOD MORNING 9:00 O O BELLE ET SEBAS- Mov/e Rttinga Outstanding.?Excellent .***H Very Good .Good .* * 14 Not Bad ?Fair *H Poor ?RACY ELEGANCE — The Grand Prix of Monaco is the world's most glamorous auto race.Once a year, an international field of drivers negotiates 76 laps of a scenic two-mile course through the streets of the European city.The beautiful principality on the shore of the Mediterranean has served for many decades as a gathering place for the international jet-set.Race drivers must shift gears in their Formula 1 autos more than 1,600 times over the narrow, winding Monaco course, which runs past the fabled gambling casino of Monte Carlo and the elegant Flotel de Paris.This is considered to be a supreme test of driving skill and performance by Formula 1 autos — which are open-wheeled, singleseat cars that meet rigid specifications of size, weight, power, body style and tire type The 1983 Grand Prix of Monaco will be televised on “ABC’s Wide VVorld of Sports." on Saturday, May 21.Over the years, the glittering roster of Monaco winners has included such drivers as Stirling Moss.Jackie Stewart, Graham TIEN Q MEATBALLS 4 SPAGHETTI O SMURFS O SESAME STREET O © GOLDORAK © UNTAMED WORLD The North American Bighorn sheep’s natural habitat in the uppermost peaks of the Rocky Mountains is visited (R) © A PROSPECT OF WHALES Krov and Ann Menuhin and Andres Pruna record the behavior of penguins, sea lions, elephant seals, cormorants and the rare southern right whale of the south Atlantic in the Bay of Valdes.Argentina 9:30 Q Q CANDY Q BUGS BUNNY / ROAD RUNNER Q © CAPITAINE FLAM O © PAC-MAN © STORY TIME 10:00 Q Q CASPER O MOVIE A* "Coach" (1978.Comedy) Cathy Lee Crosby, Michael Biehn Through a computer error an attractive temale athlete is hired to coach a boys’ high school basketball team O © LA BATAILLE DES PLANETES O © SCOOBY DOO / PUPPY Q © ZIG TAG © AUSTIN CITY LIMITS "Tammy Wynette / John Conlee" 10:30 OO NIC ET PIC Hill, Jochen Rindt, Niki Lauda.Jody Scheckter, Carlos Reutemann and Gilles Villeneuve.The race, which has been featured on "Wide World of Sports" for the past 12 consecutive years, is to be shown on ABC at least through 1987, according to a recent announcement by Jim Spence, senior vice president of ABC Sports.Spence said, "In keeping with the tradition of 'ABC's Wide World of Sports,' we are very pleased to be able to continue to provide coverage of one of the world's most unique and prestigious sporting events." Maitre Michel Boeri, president of the Automobile Club of Monaco, said his group is delighted by the TV audience the race draws in the United States.He said, “The Automobile Club of Monaco is pleased to extend the long and successful working relationship we have enjoyed with ABC Sports.“We enthusiastically look forward to the continued prominence of the Grand Prix of Monaco, on the leading sports program of its kind of America, ‘ABC's Wide World of Sports.' ” Q THE DUKES Q THE GARY COLEMAN SHOW O © SKIPPY LE KANGOUROU © HUCK FINN 11:00 O O LES HEROS DU SAMEDI fjl BUGS BUNNY / ROAD R( INNER G INCREDIBLE HULK / AMAZING SPIDER-MAN O © JANOSIK LE BRIGAND O © MORK 4 MINDY / LAVERNE 4 SHIRLEY © SMURFS © MOVIE **V4 "The Shocking Miss Pilgrim" (1947, Musical) Betty Grable, Dick Haymes.A woman shocks the world by becoming the first of her sex to master the typewriter keyboard.11:30 0 TWILIGHT ZONE AFTERNOON 12:00 0 O LA SEMAINE PARLEMENTAIRE O GILLIGAN'S PLANET O THE HARDY BOYS I NANCY DREW MYSTERIES O WHAT’S NEW?(R) O © CINE-WEEKEND ?'j " Le Triomphe de Buffalo Bill" (1953, Western) Charlton Heston, Rhonda Fleming En 1860, Bill Cody est l’instigateur d’un service rapide de courier qui bat tous les records de vitesse en reliant St.Joseph de Missouri, a Sacramento.O WILD KINGDOM © WRESTLING © WEEKEND SPECIALS “The Secret World Of Og ' Animated.The children attempt to escape an angry mob of Og people in a straw boat.(Part 3) ?12:30 0 FAT ALBERT O GRANGE HILL O © AMERICAN BANDSTAND Guests: Nick Lowe.Jose Feliciano.© FLEXIBLE READING 1:00 O O BASEBALL Les Cardinals de St.Louis reçoivent les Expos de Montreal O BLACKSTAR O BASEBALL Regional coverage ot Chicago White Sox at New York Yankees or Montreal Expos at St.Louis Cardinals Q STEPPIN' OUT Fea tured: a profile on Jean de Brabant; an interview with Olivier Reichenbach, artistic director of the Theatre du Nouveau Monde.(R) © NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SPECIAL ’ Hong Kong A Family Portrait" The Chinese lifestyle is intimatety experienced through the eyes of a Hong Kong lamily.QD ACROSS THE FENCE 1:30 Ü CHILDREN’S FILM FESTIVAL Paddle-To The-Sea" A canoe made by an Indian boy makes its way from Lake Superior to the Atlantic Ocean.O IN FOCUS O MOVIE **14 ’’Wom-an’s World" (1954, Drama) Clifton Webb, June Allyson.Three men and their wives are observed in New York by a prospective employer.© AMERICA’S TOP TEN © VICTORY GARDEN Bob Thomson visits the Magnolia Gardens in Charleston, South Carolina.2:00 O TO BE ANNOUNCED Q WILD KINGDOM O © HOCKEY JUNIOR "Coupe Memorial" En direct de Portland.Oregon.© JUNIOR HOCKEY Live coverage of the Memorial Cup Championship game (from the Memorial Coliseum in Portland Oregon) © THE ROAD TO LOS ANGELES ® MOVIE The Spiral Staircase" (1946, Suspense) Dorothy McGuire, George Brent.A young deaf-mute girl is stalked by a shadowy killer in a gloomy old house 2:30 0 NBA BASKETBALL "Conference Final" Philadelphia 76ers at Milwaukee Bucks O WOK WITH YAN 3:00 O SPORTSWEEKEND Scheduled: the Canada / Great Britain / USSR Swim Meet (from London, England); highlights of the World Snooker Championships (from London, England); European Cup Winner's Cup Soccer highlighting Aberdeen of Scotland vs.Real Madrid of Spain.Labatt's Sailing Report with a feature on the history of America s Cup Yachting Race.O MOVIE "Can You Hear The Laughter?" (1979, Biography) Ira Augustain, Kevin Hooks.The short career of comedian Freddie Prinze is followed from his high school days to his meteoric rise to stardom and subsequent suicide.© GLEN CAMPBELL MUSIC SHOW 3:30 © THOSE AMAZING ANIMALS © TO BE ANNOUNCED 4:00 Q O D'HIER A DEMAIN © BASEBALL Regional coverage of Seattle Mar-iners at Oakland A s or Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego Padres ?D SNEAK PREVIEWS Neal Gabier and Jeffrey Lyons review "Blue Thunder" and "Breathless." 4:30 © SPORTSBEAT © SQUARE FOOT GARDENING 5:00 O O BAGATELLE © PGA GOLF "Colonial National Invitation" Live third-round coverage (from Colonial Country Club, Fort Worth, Tex.) O © SPORT-MAG O © WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS Scheduled: Trevor Berbick / S.T.Gordon 10-round Heavyweight bout (live from Las Vegas, Nev); Indianapolis 500 Time Trials - pole position qualifying (from Indianapolis, Ind ).© WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS Scheduled: the Indianapolis 500 time trials (from Indianapolis Speedway) ÉB SUPERSOCCER 5:45 Q LE MONDE / LOTO 6/49 © LE 8/49 / LA QUOTIDIENNE EVENING 6:00 O NOIR SUR BLANC O © NEWS Q CBC NEWS O © JEUNESSE O LA FEMME BIONIQUE Œ) LAST CHANCE GARAGE Brad Sears watcbes Bill Elliott’s pit crew prepare fpr the 1983 National Pit Crew championship, and then traces the cause of a charging system problem to a faulty (spQrts prQbe) Grand Prix of Monaco offers glamorous TV event TOWNSHIPS WEEK—FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1383—11 Saturday voltage regulator.?6:30 O CBS NEWS O THIS WEEK IN PARLIAMENT © MUSIC VISION ® SAY IT WITH SIGN 17 00 0 O LE MONDE MER-VIELLEUX DE DISNEY O HEE HAW O SOLID GOLD O SHARING THE EXPERIENCE O CD SOIREE CANADIENNE O THOSE AMAZING ANIMALS © DIFF'RENT STROKES Arnold and Dudley plot to get rid ot an overly conscientious substitute teacher (R) ?© CHARLIE'S ANGELS © THIS OLD HOUSE Bob Vila discusses the installation of the main kitchen sink and reviews the line points of carpeting the media room.7:30 O WAYNE AND SHUSTER Featured: "All In The Royal Family," a combination of Archie Bunker and Shake- speare's "Hamlet " (R) m © CIRCUS Cal Dodd and Sherisse Laurence welcome the Egyptian-bred Arabian Horses (trained and presented by the Rosaire Brothers), comedy clown Spikowapki, head-balancing acrobats Chris and Christina, and the plate-spinning Ruwills